ancientalienofficial:

bass-borot:

deanscourse:

everygothgirlisgay:

xxrawrqueenxx:

lenins-and-things:

xxrawrqueenxx:

xxrawrqueenxx:

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

:)

🙏✊🔥🙏

Also I totally remembered this exchange:

The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE
Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?

Okay but who will win in the final showdown when they finally rage against Florance and her machine??

(Source: batbitequeen, via deadly-operating-system)

thebootydiaries:

if you’ve seen my icon before it got censored u know how nsfw it really is ……. how absolutely scandalous … the garbage bin with … paper fffrickkk ughhhh .. it’s getting hot in here

(via thebootydiaries)

uiruu:

kittenisajerk:

venusish:

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

(via justmystyleiguesss)

ilovecalc2:

(via deadly-operating-system)

cairo-overcoat:

thebadpool:

cairo-overcoat:

10,000 years of people wearing the sex number on their necks and going to meetings and breeding lusii illegally in preparation for the second coming of christ and he slides out of the egg sac and starts saying slurs. 

this is so unsettling what the fuck does this mean

(via deadly-operating-system)

water-based-introspection:

reblogtsavelikes:

water-based-introspection:

reblogtsavelikes:

water-based-introspection:

reblogtsavelikes:

water-based-introspection:

simongremory:

water-based-introspection:

simongremory:

water-based-introspection:

sora6303:

water-based-introspection:

aerrowhawk2017:

water-based-introspection:

simongremory:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

egootistical-bisexual:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

batmask09:

water-based-introspection:

batmask09:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

just-binch-thoughts:

water-based-introspection:

shitty-metta-mun:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

Laptop speakers are too quiet for music and too loud for porn.

headphones. headphones.

Speakers

2 kinds of people

3 kinds of people

7 billion kinds of people, over half of which suck.

Well that sucks

Uncreative addition to an uncreative post

It started out well but it all went downhill after my first comment (my comment was great and I won’t apologize)

Truth

I only speak the truth

Are you sure you’re not all the same person?

Last time I checked we weren’t

Check twice

We aren’t the same person

Yeah, I don’t secretly own 3 shower blogs at all!

“Secretly”

Yeah. Not secretly.

I can expose you

I bet you can.

But why would I

Because you’re an immortal platypus with incredible intelligence for a platypus?

But I’m a nice platypus so I won’t

Thank nice platypus

You’re welcome

What in the actual.

FUCK.

Just happened?!

Many things

Do not stick your nose in business you don’t understand.

At this point no one actually understands our philosophical and highly intellectual conversations

…I think I just saw God, or something like that, while reading this.

What.

This isn’t even that good

Ok two things went through my mind while I was reading this 1) is @water-based-introspection Perry the platypus and 2) someone here is Snape

Why can’t I be both?

Because you aren’t the same being, thus you cannot be both

Break thee off bafoon

Okay, everyone in here who has a degree in buffoonery, please sound off.

Why did you repeat what I just said?

Well, because it was cool, and I wanted to be cool like you

*blushes* thank you

Your aiming to low

I’m not aiming at all

No not you,the other guy

That is very nice coming from someone with basic syntax errors. “You,the” you could’ve at least tried

Well sorry for making mistakes in English for someone who has English as a SECOND LANGUAGE and isn’t fluent in it

Does syntax work like that in your first language?

yulejotunn:

detectiveoscarwilde:

lesbiansavingthrow:

general dnd advice is just don’t play with straighties but also gays only make characters that have like 5 int and 27 charisma so you can’t win honestly

your only hope is a semi-reasonable bisexual

wrong bisexuals are always chaotic there’s no hope at all

(via cherryflavoredaliens)

skazuhira:

crankyteapot:

crankyteapot:

do you think seagulls feel regret

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

via @salamancers

(via snowgemdragon)

zealzealous:

i-am-a-fish:

ramcams:

i-am-a-fish:

professional-moron:

i-am-a-fish:

somonymous:

i-am-a-fish:

h hey

is there something you want to say, fish?

hehe!! …

You can do this! Come on!

t !!!!

You’re doing great sweetie, keep going

t….. hehe!!!! ….

TIDDY!!!!!!!!

(via snowgemdragon)

the-magnificent-otaku-taco-chan:

theshysepticeye:

staff:

we fucked up

oh boo hoo let me just press F on the world’s tiniest keyboard 

(via ccrabapples)

gummywolf:

The End of Fingers in his Ass Sunday

(via ccrabapples)

frogmp3:

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

(via ccrabapples)